I Can Do That for Myself, Thanks

I've been meaning to do a post on the differences in language, and how it can trip me up sometimes. But not today. Today, I want to show you this:

I saw this ad in Sunday's paper. It's for aluminum doors or some such. Eyecatching, yes? I asked Stephen if breaking wind meant something different over here, and he said no. Allrighty then. The level of humor here is not extremely sophisticated.